Layman's Guide to the Flight Suit

Hello, all.  Tonight we are going to study the mysterious giant green onesie, the flight suit.  Hopefully this post will give you a better understanding of what all those patches and bells and whistles on the green bag are about.  I apologize for the small print.  If you click on the image it should open in a new tab or window and you can zoom in.  Don't want you to miss any witticisms!